Product Review: If You Care (Baking Cups)
Haha. I just typed the title of this post and it cracked me up. As if you care about this ridiculous product review.
If You Care Large Baking Cups
OK. Things you should know before I get to the actual reviewing part:
1. I like baking!
2. I like nature!
But, really, If You Care, your baking cups are not winning me over.
For starters, they don’t really fit in my muffin pan. Wait, what?!? How is that possible?!? They don’t fit in the one place they’re meant to fit?!?!
Seriously. Look at this.
What is going on there on the left side of my cupcake? That, friends, is my style, being cramped.
Come on, baking cup. You have one job to do. One.
Now, let’s talk about your “better non-stick performance.” Allow me tell you what this non-stick performance performs like. It performs like an ill-fitting baking cup sliding around your muffin tin while you attempt to fill it with cupcakey battery goodness until it’s tipping all over the place, precipitously threatening to spill its contents while you frantically try to rescue it. Meanwhile, it’s all merrily slip sliding awaaay-aaaay. Not cool, baking cup. Not. Cool.
Really, folks, the review should’ve ended with the first issue. The second one is, um, icing on the cake, if you will. Using these baking cups leaves me in a stunned stupor, wondering aloud, “Why, earth-friendly baking cup makers? Why?? What do you have against my cupcakes?? What have I done to deserve this??”
I care. I really do. But I don’t care for your baking cups at all.